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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Drunk

A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyzer test. " The guy says, "I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit. "The cop says, "Then I have to give you a blood test. " The guy says, "You can't. I'm a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I'll bleed all over the place. "The cops says, "Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line. " The guy says, "I can't. " The cop says, "Why not? " The guy says, "Because I'm drunk you idiot... didn't you see the way I was driving! "

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