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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

In And Out Of Puddles

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name? "
"Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been? "
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day. " The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name? " "Duey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been? " "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day. " The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie? " The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles. "

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